You know those long trips - i.e. 6 hours plus - when you are riding with someone all enclosed in a car? When you are all young and single, no kids, no pets it can be fun. But as you get older there are those times when things happen that you just hate.
Here is just a partial list of things that You Just Hate. I am sure you can think of some of your own to add.
Don't You Just Hate
When the passengers won't let you take a nap while you are driving. They keep telling you to "stay alert"
When some one hums - loudly and off key - every song that comes on
When some one sings - loudly, off key and wrong lyrics - to every song that comes on
When some one insists on letting the windows down even in sub zero weather
When some one in front of you is driving at the speed limit in the "hammer lane"
When some 18 wheeler is riding your bumper through the mountains of Tennessee
When some one is driving with a bladder the size of a basketball and never needs to stop to relieve themselves
When some one is driving with a bladder the size of a golf ball and needs to stop at every exit to relieve themselves
When you are riding with some one whose ego is bigger than the car. Me. Me. Me.
When some one doesn't share the expense of the gas or even volunteer to pump the gas
When some one keeps having those bodily function mishaps and pretends not to smell it
When some one eats all their food and then sticks their grubby paws in your french fries
When your wife tells you that "you are gonna get lost" every time you start out on a trip
When your wife is always right
Safe Driving
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